A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed Airbnb posting has opened up in Tribeca,boyuncing tits in doggystyle sex video New York, and not surprisingly, vacancies have been selling like hot cakes.
SEE ALSO: Artists design totally rad shoes for the Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesDubbed "The Turtle Lair," the space features three bedrooms, four bathrooms, and accommodates six people. The posting asks for $10 a night, but quickly notes, "Don't sweat the 10 bucks, we'll pay you back after you stay. Good times!"
The posting written in the voice of TMNT themselves, and it's almost certainly a marketing stunt for the upcoming movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows.
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"Hey dudes! Looking for a dojo where you can practice your ninjitsu skills?" the post reads. "Our secret lair in Manhattan is theplace to order up a pie, shoot some hoops & chill with your squad."
The turtles stay faithful to their 'Say no to drugs, say yes to pizza' mantra by disallowing drugs and alcohol during guests' stay -- so don't go too crazy, people. Though based off the photos listed, there is plenty else to occupy your time with during your stay.
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Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable All dates available for booking have been filled, but potential guests may still enter a contest to snag the last night at the lair.
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