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It's geting easy to make these graphics now: All we need to do is change Mathieu "?ZywOo?" Herbaut's MVP picture and type in the updated stats.
The Frenchman has garnered seven consecutive MVP awards, and Austin was another example of his dominance of the scene.
Even in what some called a quiet final, he was Vitality's best player on map two and won a crucial force buy 1v2 in round 2 on Inferno's decider that broke The MongolZ economy and led to a 4-1 lead.
Outside of the final, he was as good as ever with a +3.48% round swing, 1.20 kills per round win, and a multi-kill in 24.1% of rounds.
In what might be any team's best ever season, it's hard to think of a better one from an individual player too.
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Danil "?donk?" Kryshkovets may have only gotten to the quarter-finals, but he earns the strongest EVP thanks to his mind-boggling raw statistics.
Spirit's exit cannot be put on his porch, as much as a few overpeeks happened against MOUZ: He finished the tournament with a ridiculous +5.44% round swing (+3.57% in that quarter-final) and was up to his usual tricks in round wins (1.28 KPRW, 120.9 ADR).
Dominance of paiN and Natus Vincere in groups, two playoff teams, also helped build a mightily strong case for the 18-year-old superstar.
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Azbayar "?Senzu?" Munkhbold, for so long the target of ire for his weak playoff performances, stepped up big time for The MongolZ. A 1.30 rating against top 10 teams and 1.24 in playoffs was proof of The MongolZ's star maturing before our eyes.
His 56-kill Dust2 against G2 in the 2-2 match will also live long in the memory after he broke the CS2 Major kills in regulation record with 36.
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Dan "?apEX?" Madesclaire called Vitality's addition of Robin "?ropz?" Kool the "best move of all time" on stage after winning the Major, and who are we to disagree?
His fifth EVP of 2025 comes after a split group stage (1.32 rating) and a great semi-final against former club MOUZ, shining in both map wins.
Now a two-time Major champion, a ropz honeymoon really does hit different.
William "?mezii?" Merriman also earned praise from apEX on stage immediately after the grand final, a just reward for a player that has grown in stature during his time at Vitality. He even ended up on BBC Radio 1.
Any shred of impostor syndrome has disappeared after mezii took on some new roles thanks to ropz. He has embraced his role as a quality trade fragger (0.21 trade kills per T side round).
He earns his first EVP of the year thanks to stepping up in the grand final, snapping Vitality out of a spiral after map one with a 1.91-rated Dust2 and 109.8 ADR Inferno.
Usukhbayar "?910?" Banzragch lacked the consistency of Senzu but was more than worth his EVP after three Player of the Map showings in the arena.
The 22-year-old sniper was right up there with Senzu in round wins (1.00 kills per round win) and map wins (1.28 rating, Senzu 1.35) for his second career EVP nod.
It's a shame he could not build on his fantastic map one in the grand final, and his drop-off there is reflected by his position on the final EVP list.
Lucas "?nqz?" Soares' overall event rating may only be 1.14, but the Brazilian sharpshooter more than earned his EVP with great showings in nearly all of paiN's map wins (1.29 rating).
A dominant Player of the Map performance against FURIA in the quarter-finals confirmed his case, helped by a good floor in paiN's eventual defeat to The MongolZ as his team evaporated around him.
It does not count towards his EVP, but he also deserves credit for his fantastic Stage 2. To his teammates, he had a rating gap of 0.19 in Stage 2, 0.06 in Stage 3, and 0.19 again in playoffs.
The best players of BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025, in order
Mathieu "?ZywOo?" Herbaut
Danil "?donk?" Kryshkovets
Azbayar "?Senzu?" Munkhbold
Robin "?ropz?" Kool
William "?mezii?" MerrimanUsukhbayar "?910?" Banzragch
Lucas "?nqz?" Soares
Honorable mentions
Lotan "?Spinx?" Giladi just missed out on an EVP, earning credit for leading semi-finalists MOUZ in map wins but lacked a floor on occasion, in several map losses and the Legacy match, to end on a 1.08 event rating.
Dorian "?xertioN?" Berman was right behind his compatriot for much of the event, having a higher floor but also a lower ceiling.
Another Israeli, Shahar "?flameZ?" Shushan, also just misses out thanks to a 1.03 playoff rating and lacking the peaks of his teammates.
Yuri "?yuurih?" Santos's 1.27 rating is the fourth-best of the tournament but largely came from one big peak against Virtus.pro, and he needed a bit more for an award.
Oleksandr "?s1mple?" Kostyliev also enjoyed a fantastic group stage (1.35 rating) but fell off in the quarter-finals in his second event back.
Eduardo "?dumau?" Wolkmer was great in groups, too, but also fell short of an EVP in Legacy's 9-11th place finish.
All Star
MVP ZywOo and in-game leader apEX join us for a seventh time this year, the ever-present French duo behind Vitality's dominance.
A decision had to be made between ropz and mezii for who would get the third and final spot from Vitality, with preference going the Estonian's way thanks to his higher placing on the EVP list.
That left space for yuurih to snatch the anchor position in just his third event as a full-time site holder for the new FURIA side.
donk then pips Senzu for opener with his classic 100 firepower and 97 opening.
Players with multiple awards in 2025
Number one, number two, and the rest.
The EVPs of 2025
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FURIA #9 Gabriel 'FalleN' ToledoYuri 'yuurih' Santos
Mareks 'YEKINDAR' Ga?inskisKaike 'KSCERATO' CeratoDanil 'molodoy' Golubenko Sid 'sidde' Macedo 
The MongolZ #4 Garidmagnai 'bLitz' ByambasurenSodbayar 'Techno' MunkhboldAzbayar 'Senzu' MunkhboldAyush 'mzinho' BatboldUsukhbayar '910' Banzragch Erdenedalai 'maaRaa' Bayanbat 
Vitality #1 Mathieu 'ZywOo' HerbautDan 'apEX' MadesclaireRobin 'ropz' Kool
Shahar 'flameZ' ShushanWilliam 'mezii' Merriman Rémy 'XTQZZZ' Quoniam Azbayar 'Senzu' Munkhbold 
Age: 18 Team: The MongolZ Rating 1.0: 1.07 Maps played: 440 KPR: 0.73 DPR: 0.67 Robin 'ropz' Kool 
Age: 25 Team: Vitality Rating 1.0: 1.12 Maps played: 1658 KPR: 0.74 DPR: 0.61 
G2 #10 Janusz 'Snax' Pogorzelski
Nemanja 'huNter-' Kova?
Mario 'malbsMd' SamayoaNikita 'HeavyGod' Martynenko Yuri 'yuurih' Santos 
Age: 25 Team: FURIA Rating 1.0: 1.10 Maps played: 1450 KPR: 0.74 DPR: 0.63 
MOUZ #2 Ludvig 'Brollan' Brolin
ádám 'torzsi' TorzsásLotan 'Spinx' Giladi
Jimi 'Jimpphat' SaloDorian 'xertioN' Berman Dennis 'sycrone' Nielsen Lotan 'Spinx' Giladi 
Age: 24 Team: MOUZ Rating 1.0: 1.09 Maps played: 891 KPR: 0.73 DPR: 0.64 
Lucas 'nqz' Soares 
Age: 20 Team: paiN Rating 1.0: 1.10 Maps played: 826 KPR: 0.70 DPR: 0.57 
Danil 'donk' Kryshkovets 
Age: 18 Team: Spirit Rating 1.0: 1.24 Maps played: 600 KPR: 0.86 DPR: 0.67 Usukhbayar '910' Banzragch 
Age: 22 Team: The MongolZ Rating 1.0: 1.07 Maps played: 430 KPR: 0.71 DPR: 0.62 paiN #11 
Franco 'dgt' GarciaRodrigo 'biguzera' Bittencourt
David 'dav1deuS' Tapia MaldonadoLucas 'nqz' SoaresJo?o 'snow' Vinicius Henrique 'rikz' Waku 
Eduardo 'dumau' Wolkmer 
Age: 21 Team: Legacy Rating 1.0: 1.09 Maps played: 1022 KPR: 0.74 DPR: 0.63 Legacy #16 Eduardo 'dumau' WolkmerBruno 'latto' RebelattoVinicius 'n1ssim' PereiraLucas 'lux' MeneghiniGuilherme 'saadzin' Pacheco Olavo 'chucky' Napole?o Spirit #3 Danil 'donk' KryshkovetsLeonid 'chopper' VishnyakovDmitry 'sh1ro' SokolovBoris 'magixx' Vorobiev
Myroslav 'zont1x' Plakhotia Sergey 'hally' Shavaev 
Virtus.pro #12 Denis 'electroNic' SharipovEvgenii 'FL1T' LebedevIlya 'Perfecto' ZalutskiyPetr 'fame' BolyshevKaisar 'ICY' Faiznurov Ivan 'F_1N' Kochugov Shahar 'flameZ' Shushan 
Age: 22 Team: Vitality Rating 1.0: 1.04 Maps played: 856 KPR: 0.70 DPR: 0.66 Mathieu 'ZywOo' Herbaut 
Age: 24 Team: Vitality Rating 1.0: 1.27 Maps played: 1470 KPR: 0.84 DPR: 0.60 Dorian 'xertioN' Berman 
Age: 20 Team: MOUZ Rating 1.0: 1.02 Maps played: 677 KPR: 0.70 DPR: 0.68 Dan 'apEX' Madesclaire 
Age: 32 Team: Vitality Rating 1.0: 0.99 Maps played: 2456 KPR: 0.69 DPR: 0.69 
Natus Vincere #6 Aleksi 'Aleksib' VirolainenMihai 'iM' IvanValeriy 'b1t' Vakhovskiy
Justinas 'jL' LekaviciusIhor 'w0nderful' Zhdanov Andrey 'B1ad3' Gorodenskiy 
Oleksandr 's1mple' Kostyliev 
Age: 27 Team: FaZe Rating 1.0: 1.24 Maps played: 1761 KPR: 0.84 DPR: 0.63 William 'mezii' Merriman 
Age: 26 Team: Vitality Rating 1.0: 1.05 Maps played: 967 KPR: 0.69 DPR: 0.63