Donald Trump's ties are sex videos 60 fpstoo long, too low, and held together with Scotch tape, so they can't get any weirder, right? Wrong. Did you really forget about Photoshop?
Yes, the noble Twitter account @TrumpsTies is doctoring photos to make Trump's ties -- which are, again, already long -- appear extremelylong. Long as, say, the list of people he has offended, or the list of his associates with ties to Russia.
The Photoshopper also realizes that, if a tie is comically long, it's gotta go somewhere so Trump doesn't trip -- atop a table, for example. Or in Melania's hand like a periwinkle leash. Or draped across the nice shoulders of Justin Trudeau.
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Bet they're all still made in China, though.
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